Language.Exchange

lights are on, but nobody's home

sarcasm is welcome.
'hi how are you" is unwelcome.

If you're from one of these countries:
Russia - this is a language exchange site, what can you offer?
India, China - no, I don't wanna be your friend. No, I'm not rude, just I'm telling truth, you cannot be friends with anyone who you see first time in your life.
Turkey, Algeria - no, I will not marry you.
Australia - do you even exist?
S. Korea - unfortunately I'm not a teenage girl obsessed with K-pop, I've never seen any Korean tv shows. but you still can write me, if you don't eat dogs, of course.
France, Germany, Italy, etc. - I really appreciate your jokes about vodka and bears, it shows that your knowledge about Russia is unlimited, good job, keep going. but be careful, you can get frog legs/beer/olives jokes back.
Turkey - I already said NO! no marriage proposals.

I'm interested in somebody with a similar sense of humor to mine. no matter what your nationality is. Feel free to write if you wanna boost your Russian or Ukrainian.
& if you're able to start with something better than "hello, how are you" - my arms are opened wide for you.

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